maybe I can...

[ A yawn at first escapes. A room that is not Xander's is in view. The yawn grows as his hands and arms join his legs in a full body stretch but there's...someone in bed with him? This is a surprising turn of events. Without hesitating, he lets out a ]

Buffy?

[ Because the City would do this to him. But, what's weirder then being in bed with - a brunette, apparently as his head has popped up into frame - is that his voice is nothing like...his voice. ]

Hello? Words. Sentences longer than words. Captain Kirk. Captain Crunch. What is going on!?

[ His voice testing is not going well as he has raised his voice. He sighs and attempts to remove his arm from under the woman next to him. ]

Not appreciating the voice drop City, weirdest curse ever...

[ First on his list of priorities other than finding out who's next to him in bed is going to the bathroom. It's just his routine. So, now out of frame, his footsteps can be heard. Passing the mirror, he pauses before leaning back, eyes wide and then - ]

Great Merciful Zeus!